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BREAKING! Obama beats JIM THOMPSON at Balloon sit/egg carry race!
the universe ^ | 10-9-2009 | Danae

Posted on 10/09/2009 9:40:54 AM PDT by Danae

Hes done it again!

Obama is UNBEATABLE!

He beat Jim Thompson in a stunning upset in the Rose Garden on Friday morning, though no one actually saw Thompson, and there have been no confirmed sightings of him on either the White House grounds or anywhere in Washington D.C.

None the less the President was shown holding his egg above his head in victory, a large grin upon his face.

However, this did not prevent President from graciously thanking Mr. Thompson for his sportsmanship and for the ribald jokes told while on the playing field.

"So, Jim, did that balloon popping nip you in the butt too or was that just me?" laughed the president, only to find that Mr. Thompson was not there when he glanced from his teleprompter to shake hands...

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: assinine; cheese; moose; zomg
"when in danger when in doubt, run in circles scream and shout" ~Heinlein

(no /sarc tag this time the beeber is stuneing)

1 posted on 10/09/2009 9:40:55 AM PDT by Danae
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To: Danae

man who end up with egg on face

yolk is on him.


2 posted on 10/09/2009 9:44:52 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard)
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To: NormsRevenge

LOL Yep, and its a rotten egg.


3 posted on 10/09/2009 10:00:04 AM PDT by Danae (No political party should pick candidates. That's the voters job.)
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4 posted on 10/09/2009 10:05:44 AM PDT by smokingfrog (No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session. I AM JIM THOMPSON)
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To: Danae

sidesplitting - these titles are providing some much needed humor today!!


5 posted on 10/09/2009 10:13:18 AM PDT by SueRae
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To: SueRae

I have inhaled my coffee more than once this morning! Its too damn funny....


6 posted on 10/09/2009 10:29:43 AM PDT by Danae (No political party should pick candidates. That's the voters job.)
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To: Danae

Darn, my money was on Jim.
I demand a recount!


7 posted on 10/09/2009 10:38:18 AM PDT by Zathras
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