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DAVID LETTERMAN NOT TELLING THE WHOLE TRUTH (New twist - Why a Check?)
National Enquirer ^ | Staff

Posted on 10/08/2009 11:26:26 AM PDT by canuck_conservative

The lawyer for Robert Joe Haldeman, the blackmailer accusing of extorting David Letterman says the gap toothed funny man's not telling the full story!

"Here's a guy who is an Emmy Award winning journalist, who has dealt with cops and wiretaps and undercover investigations virtually his entire life," Haldeman's defense attorney Gerald Shargel said today.

Shargel alleged that Letterman wasn't telling the whole story in last week's confessional that he was being blackmailed.

Cops say 48 Hours Mystery producer Haldeman offered to "sell" Letterman a "screenplay treatment" about the comedian's affairs with Late Show staffers including Dave and Haldeman ex Stephanie Birkitt.

In a sting operation, Halderman was busted depositing a check "designed to bounce" at his local bank, prosecutors said.

"There was a $2 million check," Shargel explained further.

"In the history of extortion, I don't think there's been a single case where the alleged extortionist took a check in payment.

"It just doesn't make any sense."

(Excerpt) Read more at nationalenquirer.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: creep; extortion; letterman; sleazeball
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You gotta admit, he's got a point.

(Memo to self: stock up on popcorn this winter)

1 posted on 10/08/2009 11:26:27 AM PDT by canuck_conservative
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To: canuck_conservative

“Why a Check?”

Why a duck?


2 posted on 10/08/2009 11:27:37 AM PDT by Buck W. (The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
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Maybe Dave goes both ways?


3 posted on 10/08/2009 11:29:58 AM PDT by demsux
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To: Buck W.

Has Bernie Madoff weighed in on this?


4 posted on 10/08/2009 11:30:51 AM PDT by GnuHere
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To: Buck W.

No no, they met under a viaduct.


5 posted on 10/08/2009 11:31:56 AM PDT by DManA
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6 posted on 10/08/2009 11:32:00 AM PDT by monkeypants (It's a Republic, if you can keep it.)
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To: canuck_conservative

I’m sure he was investigating Letterman for a sensational story to be broadcast later.


7 posted on 10/08/2009 11:32:02 AM PDT by Paladin2 (Big Ears + Big Spending --> BigEarMarx, the man behind TOTUS)
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Wow... it took them a few days to come up with a good story, but if he is able to pull this off (spinning it as a ‘sale’ of a screenplay) he has big brass ones.


8 posted on 10/08/2009 11:32:15 AM PDT by Mr. K (THIS ADMINISTRATION IS WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!!!)
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Haldeman who once produced 48 Hours for CBS will soon be doing 48 Years for NYS.


9 posted on 10/08/2009 11:32:20 AM PDT by trumandogz (The Democrats are driving us to Socialism at 100 MPH -The GOP is driving us to Socialism at 97.5 MPH)
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Because if he was paid by check he could offer this exact lame defense.

It’s sort of like someone “selling” you compromising photos for an exorbitant price. Sorry, the idiots, both of them, are getting what they deserve. Letterman’s wife probably doesn’t deserve this humiliation, but she knew what she was marrying.


10 posted on 10/08/2009 11:32:37 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The People have abdicated our duties; ... and anxiously hope for just two things: bread and circuses)
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He’ll do better next time.


11 posted on 10/08/2009 11:33:24 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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This was the part I couldn’t understand. No idiot would take a check...they’d all demand cash, and usually moved to a Swiss numbered account. Things about this episode don’t add up.

How would you even walk into a bank and try to cash a $2 million check?

But you know....I have this script about a woeful pretender comedian who is having affairs on the side. Would you know anyone interested in buying the script?


12 posted on 10/08/2009 11:33:35 AM PDT by pepsionice
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It's like paying protection to the mob. You're buying "insurance" so something doesn't "happen" to your business.

So the guy "sold" Dave a screenplay for $2 million. Of course he would take a check, declare the money on his income taxes, etc. Otherwise, is he going to try to spend $2 million in cash, and not draw suspicions?

Still ex torsion.

13 posted on 10/08/2009 11:33:45 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Joe Wilson speaks for me.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Ditto (is my opinion also). It was blackmail lightly veiled as a “screenplay sale,” but Dave was meant to understand it as a demand for hush money.


14 posted on 10/08/2009 11:34:16 AM PDT by pogo101
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Cops say 48 Hours Mystery producer Haldeman offered to "sell" Letterman a "screenplay treatment" about the comedian's affairs with Late Show staffers including Dave and Haldeman ex Stephanie Birkitt.

That's it? That was the "blackmail" threat?

It's this is really true, then Haldeman is going to have an expensive legal fight on his hands -- but unless his jury is full of Letterman fans, he is probably going to walk.

It was dumb, but it wasn't blackmail unless Haldeman expressly threatened to expose Letterman's past.

15 posted on 10/08/2009 11:34:42 AM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.)
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Letterman was buying from him the rights of the screenplay.

Letterman thought it was extortion and this guy thought it was a business deal. Elcheapo decided he didn’t want buy it from Halderman and cries extortion.


16 posted on 10/08/2009 11:35:15 AM PDT by ncfool (Cash for Clunkers - A big failure and Obama and rats want us to trust them with our healthcare!)
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If it really was a check, it must be drawn from some financial institution. Force bankers to testify. Follow the money.


17 posted on 10/08/2009 11:35:51 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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"In the history of extortion, I don't think there's been a single case where the alleged extortionist took a check in payment. "

I read that quote I thought it sounded familiar. Sure enough, I went back and looked and I said almost the exact same thing - Suspect's lawyer: Dave (Letterman) is master of manipulation(post #3) - on Monday...

"Not commenting on the probable guilt or innocence of this guy, but he may very well be the first alleged extortionist in the history of extortion that accepted a check from his mark. Doesn't that seem odd to anyone else?"
I wonder if this guy's attorney reads FreeRepublic.
18 posted on 10/08/2009 11:36:48 AM PDT by OldDeckHand (No Socialized Medicine, No Way, No How, No Time)
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Dave was working under cover, this is his costume ...
19 posted on 10/08/2009 11:37:06 AM PDT by Scythian
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"In the history of extortion, I don't think there's been a single case where the alleged extortionist took a check in payment.

Yes, he does have a point. Very interesting!

20 posted on 10/08/2009 11:37:28 AM PDT by GVnana ("Obama is incredibly naive and grossly egotistical." Sarkozy)
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