Republicans lost because they Play nice with Snakes instead of just Clubbing them.
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Clubbing snakes...
There was this little girl who dressed in her nice warm winter coat and went walking in the woods one frosty day...
She came across a half frozen snake who called to her to save him...
Snake: Little girl, please pick me up and put me in the pocket of your nice warm coat..
Little Girl: But you’re a snake. You will hurt me...
S: Do I look like I could hurt you ? I’m half dead with the cold. I’d be grateful. How could you pass me by? Didnt you learn in Sunday school about the Godd Samaritan?
LG: Yes, i did learn about the Good Samaritan.
S: What did you learn?
LG: That we are to help everyone..
S: Well? Arent I an everyone?
LG: yes, I suppose so...
S: Oh, I feel faint. And I’m so cold...
LG: If I pick you up, you promise you wont hurt me?
S: Of course I wont hurt you. Snakes dont hurt people. That’s just a lie going around about us. I’d be grateful. I’d ber your friend.
LG: OK. I’ll help you.
(She picked him up and put him in the pocket of her coat. She continued walking and the snake told her funny stories. She began to be lulled into liking him. He seemed such a dear funny snake.)
LG: How are you felling? Are you getting warm now?
S: Oh, I’m feeling a little better. But I would feel a bit warmer if i was near your warm body. Please move me closer to your heart. Under your coat would be nicer. You know I wont hurt you.
(The little girl placed the snake under her coat by her chest and went on walking. Shortly she felt a sharp bite and blinding pain. She fell on the ground and as she closed her eyes near death)
LG: Why did you do that? I trusted you. You were my friend.
S: Silly little girl. I’m not your friend. You should never have trusted me. I’m a snake. Snakes always hurt people. Always have. Always will.
Clubbing snakes...
There was this little girl who dressed in her nice warm winter coat and went walking in the woods one frosty day...
She came across a half frozen snake who called to her to save him...
Snake: Little girl, please pick me up and put me in the pocket of your nice warm coat..
Little Girl: But you’re a snake. You will hurt me...
S: Do I look like I could hurt you ? I’m half dead with the cold. I’d be grateful. How could you pass me by? Didnt you learn in Sunday school about the Godd Samaritan?
LG: Yes, i did learn about the Good Samaritan.
S: What did you learn?
LG: That we are to help everyone..
S: Well? Arent I an everyone?
LG: yes, I suppose so...
S: Oh, I feel faint. And I’m so cold...
LG: If I pick you up, you promise you wont hurt me?
S: Of course I wont hurt you. Snakes dont hurt people. That’s just a lie going around about us. I’d be grateful. I’d ber your friend.
LG: OK. I’ll help you.
(She picked him up and put him in the pocket of her coat. She continued walking and the snake told her funny stories. She began to be lulled into liking him. He seemed such a dear funny snake.)
LG: How are you felling? Are you getting warm now?
S: Oh, I’m feeling a little better. But I would feel a bit warmer if i was near your warm body. Please move me closer to your heart. Under your coat would be nicer. You know I wont hurt you.
(The little girl placed the snake under her coat by her chest and went on walking. Shortly she felt a sharp bite and blinding pain. She fell on the ground and as she closed her eyes near death)
LG: Why did you do that? I trusted you. You were my friend.
S: Silly little girl. I’m not your friend. You should never have trusted me. I’m a snake. Snakes always hurt people. Always have. Always will.”
Snake's new definition is Democrat.