I went, but it was just for drunk Irish chicks.
Irish chicks don’t go to adult catecism, they’ve had their fill by third grade. Believe me. Adult catecism is for converts to our great, universal and eternal Faith. More or less the meaning of “catholic”: universal in taste or appeal. As opposed to “The Church of England” or “Greek Orthodox”, we are “[Roman] Catholic”. Sorry about that Roman stuff but God had to set up temporary HQ somewhere. Frederick the Great performed an experiment to see if Greek or Hebrew was the natural language of mankind. He ordered that foundlings be taken to a nursery where no one would speak to them in any language whatsoever. The children died, so the results are inconclusive at this point.