You gotta be kidding. I wouldn’t go to the olympics if they held it in the field behind the grocery store down the road from my house and gave away free corn dogs.
Free corn dogs? I'm so there. Wait, this is Chicago. Folks might get upset about the tactical shotgun and bandolier slung over my shoulder.
/johnny
Wow! If you won’t go someplace for a free corn dog, you MUST be serious or series.