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To: Brugmansian

I used to date a dwarf.

I was nuts over her...


2 posted on 09/29/2009 6:08:12 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 251 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: null and void

Thats really bad. really bad.

That there is a low blow.

Do you reckon anyone in the village would notice a 6 foot guy walking around?


5 posted on 09/29/2009 6:09:25 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: null and void

Me too. It was a long time ago.


6 posted on 09/29/2009 6:13:12 PM PDT by Candor7 (The effective weap<p>ons against Fascism are ridicule, derision, and truth (Member NRA)
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To: null and void
I married a midget

Why not?

I thought about it

an awful lot

And, I couldn't think of any reason

that didn't seem small...

9 posted on 09/29/2009 6:22:09 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: null and void

Stole it. Bet you did, too.


12 posted on 09/29/2009 6:43:01 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (You don't have to be ignorant to be a Democrat...but if you are...so what?)
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To: null and void

ok, twice, that one’s done. Put it away. (snicker)


20 posted on 09/29/2009 6:56:21 PM PDT by Shimmer1 (Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.It's already tomorrow in Australia(CharlesSchulz))
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To: null and void
I used to date a dwarf.

I was nuts over her...

I used to date a girl who was over 8 feet tall...

When we were nose to nose, my toes were in it.

When we were toe to toe, my nose was in it

31 posted on 09/29/2009 7:46:51 PM PDT by Graybeard58 ( Selah.)
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Waiting for both our replies to be deleted.............


32 posted on 09/29/2009 7:47:31 PM PDT by Graybeard58 ( Selah.)
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To: null and void
I used to date a dwarf. I was nuts over her...

My brother once dated a pygmie. No one in the family liked her. She was always sticking her nose in everybody's business...

44 posted on 09/30/2009 12:09:37 AM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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