[US Navy Vet]

OK does Omama = Nero or Caliglia?

[ClearCase_guy]

Does it include a vomitorium?

[Dallas59]

He didn’t rule from 37 to 68. It was 54 to 68. He was born in 37.

[Sherman Logan]

The emperor, known for his lavish and depraved lifestyle, ruled from 37 A.D. to 68 A.D.

Morons. Those are his birth and death dates. He came to power in 54, if I remember correctly.

[Cicero]

Just in time for Obama to build one for the White House.

[P.O.E.]

(knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock)

That must be the first architect now. Ah, yes. It’s Mr. Wiggin of Ironside and Malone.

MR. WIGGIN: Good morning, gentlemen. Uh, this is a twelve-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features with all the advantages of modern design. Uhh, the tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these large contai—

CITY GENT #1: Excuse me.

MR. WIGGIN: Hmm?

CITY GENT #1: Uh, did you say ‘knives’?

MR. WIGGIN: Uh, rotating knives. Yes.

CITY GENT #2: Are you, uh, proposing to slaughter our tenants?

MR. WIGGIN: Does that not fit in with your plans?

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Thanks for the post. Interesting article.

[NormsRevenge]

Rotating banquet hall Ping

[Dallas59]

Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus

(15 December AD 37–9 June AD 68)

[xjcsa]

Nothing like finding the Antichrist’s dining hall.

[Dallas59]

The Domus Aurea (Nero's Golden House)

[centurion316]

Nero Claudius Ceasar Augustus, Umm, Umm, Umm
Equal Work for Equal Pay
Nero Claudius Ceasar Augustus, Umm, Umm, Umm

[wolfcreek]

"Rotating Banquet" Giant Lazy Susan

[wildbill]

The stuff they’re finding nowadays in Rome is unbelieveable.

[americanophile]

...wow