"Ach der lieber. Dat sobanagun Obamah vont bahilout bankvupt
Kaleefirneeah. Duz he knowh hez puttin a Kennedee in dainjah?
Ai getda nasheenul sumpatty ven anudder Kennedee goz kaputz.....
ifn Mariah valls offa dah skee livt at Suhn Vahlley.
" Ai gotda vunny veeling dah Reepublucan Potty tinks RINOS are
pure crapola. Ai ghot applicashuns fora jop ass Val-Mart greetah,
Home Depot paint mixah, McD's ketchop pumpah, undt vaitah at
Ved Lopstah, ven ai loosse mai jop as govnoh."