"Ach der lieber. Dat sobanagun Obamah vont bahilout bankvupt
Kaleefirneeah. Duz he knowh hez puttin a Kennedee in dainjah?
Ai getda nasheenul sumpatty ven anudder Kennedee goz kaputz.....
ifn Mariah valls offa dah skee livt at Suhn Vahlley.
" Ai gotda vunny veeling dah Reepublucan Potty tinks RINOS are
pure crapola. Ai ghot applicashuns fora jop ass Val-Mart greetah,
Home Depot paint mixah, McD's ketchop pumpah, undt vaitah at
Ved Lopstah, ven ai loosse mai jop as govnoh."
"Ondah go-o-dt schip, Lahllipop, eets a sveet trip to dah kahndy schop,
vere bonbons play, ondah sunnee beetch at Peppahmint Bahy."
"Lumonade stahnds everyvere, cvakerjack bahnds vill dah air.
Undt dere you ahr, hoppy lahndin on a schocolate bah."
See dah sugar bowl do dah tootsie roll wit dah big bad devils foodt cake.
"Iv you eat too musch ooh-ooh, you avake wit a tummy ache.
" Ondah go-o-dt schip Lahllipop, eets a night tvip intuh bed
you hop, undt dream avay ondah goodt schip Lahllipop."
lol...nice accent there