Posted on 09/25/2009 8:13:15 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I doubt there will be any re-negotiating of contracts for Leno. Because the show sucks and the network will probably be bankrupt just like CBS. :)
Yep, liberals like to bitch (boy it’s cold in here) while conservatives take action to improve their own lives (shut the dang window.)
Jay doesn’t realize how apt that example was.
Ooops, my self edit was off. I meant liberals like to complain......
Sorry all about the “B” word...
Good luck today.
bump
Hello.
yes, we reserve that for Pelosi threads ;-)
Rush past his prime? Hell no. He’s lost alot of weight,got a new GF and is gearing up for motivating all of us to fight for our country and defeat socialism in the next election. Maharushi isn’t even sixty. And I’m over sixty, so don’t say that is really, really old! :-)
Good to have him back! I am always not quite myself on “off” Rush days. But Mark Steyn is a fine sub. It often takes a minute to register his humor... ten second delay.
Thanks, the fun will be getting a parking space, and dogding State Workers who are standing around, BSing and drinking coffee.
Your tax dollars at work.
Raster! Good to see ya mano
These clowns have never gotten anything right. Might as well abolish them and have the NSA do their job too.
Hey, sug, hope today is better than yesterday for you.
Rush is cracking me up with his gestures. He is on FIRE.
I took your advice and made it a happy problem.
Thanks, got to run, have fun all, but not to much CC. Never know if one the the ladies are married!!!
Take care brother.
New Tagline - THANKS RUSH!
I’ll keep you in my thoughts and prayers.
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