Posted on 09/25/2009 8:13:15 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Agreed.
Bibi/Palin 2012 (people don’t care that Obama isn’t a citizen, why worry about Bibi?)
Obozo will give you end of life care soon.
moonbat caller.
I had a pithy response for that but It would get the post pulled and probably even get me banned.
MOONBAT!
Seminar caller alert!
The light alarm clock works great.
Used one for years.
Bobby is a conspiracy moonbat.
Gets his news from Overbite and the DUmp.
The caller has a tingle going down his leg.
So many people do.
My liberal friend gets his news from MSNBC.
HOUSTON — DEVELOPING: A Houston high school was on lockdown Friday after reports of assault rifle shootings in the neighborhood, according to local media.
[Snip]
Police believe that at least one suspect fired an AK-47 at a number of different locations, MyFOXHouston said.
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
Running fast to say HELLO before program ends. Listened with ya all but didn’t have a chance to post... boo hoo! Have a good weekend.
This is why I have been posting this everywhere:
When this “health care for all” crap passes, right now the legislation states that it will be illegal to sell private policies over the date of passage. It also says that HSA’s will no longer be allowed. That means that my current policy will no longer be allowed and neither I nor my employer will be allowed to privately purchase an alternative.
I will not accept the “public option” that I will be dictated to join. I will not give the government control over my physical body. I will not pay their fines, I will not surrender to the impending warrant for my arrest. When they knock on my door, I will not answer. When they kick it in, I will make the news.
How’s that for unification, libtards? You loons are currently legislating my death. I will chose the terms and I will bring as many of you along as possible!
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“That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, —That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government,..”
In person?
If so, have him come see me first.
I'm absolutely FASCINATED with the conversation this old Chicago area kid could have with him.
I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
I hear ya.
We use Charmin blue.
Is that the kind he’s talking about?
I dunno.
:)
What can I say? I like SOS and elbow grease. I’m just an old fashioned girl. Besides, Easy off makes me gag. =)
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