Posted on 09/25/2009 8:13:15 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Rush was pure GENIUS last night on Leno!
Hi, cookie.
Rush Limbaugh Appears On The Jay Leno Show 9-24-09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8YMLWissnY&;
Oh wow, just when I think Rush is past his prime, he shows me how wrong I am...again.
That old wind bag sure can drive
He was good. Am listening now. e.g. 2’ 45”
The audience (so far) was right along with Rush on this one.
Yhello! Yhello! Yhello!
What are you wearing?
Can’t listen today, I’m at an education confreence, but “Hi, everybody” anyway.
I think that was one of Rush’s best TV appearances. The format suited him just great.
Just finished watching it. Rush was on fire.
Agreed.
Agreed, brilliant performance by Rush.
Hi, Friend.
Hey CC good to see you.
The Washington Post reports today that Greg Craig has been replaced as the point man on Guantanamo and will likely leave the White House. The story places the blame for crafting the Guantanamo strategy for a date certain shutdown, of convincing The One of its wisdom and the failure to follow through, squarely on Craig’s shoulders. It hinted that Obama may now not be able to meet his January 22 deadline.
(Excerpt) Read more at islandturtle.blogspot.com
Hmmm perhaps Dear Reader should fire himself for gross incompetence instead of Craig.
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