Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
*hic!*
Unh?
Drink up, Ladies.
I generally don’t brag about sexual conquests but I have been the male participant in one of these things.
We had a woman in our department who liked to drink, maybe too much. One night after a work party, here and I were the last two left. We went back to her place. You can guess the rest.
She wasn’t fat or unattractive - but afterwards I suspected she had esteem issues. I got that conclusion from talking to several guys in our department who had been with her too.
Or....their partner is reaallly ugly.
“Millions of women drink alcohol before having sex because they lack confidence in their bodies, a study has found.”
I’ll never understand women. For the fellas, whatever looks you have are only important insofar as they get you into bed. After that, they’re irrelevant.
Plus, agreeing to have sex with me is all the reassurance I need that she, if not finds me attractive, then at least isn’t totally repulsed by me.
Beer goggles to look in the mirror...
The two best things in life:
1. A Martinee before.
2. A nap afterwards.
> Millions of women drink alcohol before having sex because they lack confidence in their bodies, a study has found.
“I’m sorry Billy, but I am so hammered I dont want to see my fat-ass, disgusting body rolling over you”
I hope they are behind the wheel at the time.
Rita Rudner said this at least a decade ago.
“I find it ironic that liquor bottles have warnings that pregnant women shouldn’t drink it. If it wasn’t for alcohol, most women wouldn’t be that way.”
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So that Britain’s Got Talent lady was only 1 in 20, not 1 in a million after all.
I know some women who still can’t find a guy good enough to match their ex boyfriend whom they dumped 10 years ago because he wasn’t good enough.
5 tips for women out there:
1 If you’re like most women, you’re probably average. Stop holding out for Richard Gere. He’s a “Dick” anyway.
2 You’re not a goddess.
3 Make up and clothes don’t survive the marriage bed. If you want a real makeover, work on your personality.
4 Sex is sacred. If you need alcohol to get you through it, make sure it’s Chianti.
5 Dependable men take a while to warm up. You can have 1 marshmallow now or 2 later. It’s up to you.
this tread is worthless without names and phone numbers!
hahaha who is doing these crazy polls
It’s their mothers fault.
"I call him 'Appletini.'"
1 in 20, that’s 5%. Not a high percentage. I would say this is no hair off the arse of society.
1 in 20 [women who were the type to respond to a sex survey] ... etc. etc.