So that Britain’s Got Talent lady was only 1 in 20, not 1 in a million after all.
I know some women who still can’t find a guy good enough to match their ex boyfriend whom they dumped 10 years ago because he wasn’t good enough.
5 tips for women out there:
1 If you’re like most women, you’re probably average. Stop holding out for Richard Gere. He’s a “Dick” anyway.
2 You’re not a goddess.
3 Make up and clothes don’t survive the marriage bed. If you want a real makeover, work on your personality.
4 Sex is sacred. If you need alcohol to get you through it, make sure it’s Chianti.
5 Dependable men take a while to warm up. You can have 1 marshmallow now or 2 later. It’s up to you.
Good tips !
bttt