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Reminds me of the old South Park episode:

GRANDPA
Now, you’re about to see what it’s
like to be as old as me. Are you
ready Billy?

STAN
I guess.

Grandpa flips the switch on the tape player. A slow ENYA
Song begins to play.

ENYA
(Singing)
Take a look, take a look...

As the song continues, Stan is forced to just sit in the
dark room and listen to it.

Finally, Stan grabs the doorknob, but its locked.

STAN
Okay, you can let me out now.

GRANDPA
Not just yet.

Grandpa turns the song up louder. Stan pulls on the door.

STAN
LET ME OUT, GRANDPA!!

The song gets even louder still.

STAN
I can’t take it anymore! This music
is terrible!! It’s cheesy but lame
and eerily soothing at the same time!!

GRANDPA
THAT’S IT!!!! NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT
FEELS LIKE TO BE GRANDPA!!!!

EXT. STAN’S HOUSE - HALLWAY

Grandpa opens the door. Stan falls out, looking terrible and
beaten.

Grandpa flips off the Enya music, and goes over to Stan.

STAN
Grandpa... I... I had no idea how
bad it was for you... Now I
understand...

GRANDPA
So now will you kill me, Billy?

STAN
Sure I will grandpa... I will.