[This_far]

Would a membership to Jerry Springer and Maury help my image?
At least I’d know who the baby daddy is.

[the invisib1e hand]

these are definitely absurd times. Dr. Suess, perhaps, or the Chronicles of Narnia; the moral too simple for the grownups to understand.

The Far Side without the laughs

re: racism -- the most influential blog ever called candidate Obama "a one man civil war." Given how close the race issue is to boiling over, that may be prophetic.

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

"My absurdity meter has blown up. The current news has been simply too much for this frail device, which I attach to my television set to give me a daily reading of the news' absurdity content...Which of the above stories is the most absurd I shall leave for you to judge."

It is a problem.
We may have to wear special helmets just to keep heads from exploding.
Just when you thought things were too absurd already....

The Return of Jimmuh Carter.