[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

My crazy theory (everyone has one) is that the father isn't listed (thus the word 'bastard' could be thrown around.)

My crazy theory is it lists someone else as the Father and Obama isn't his legal name.

That would provide all sorts of legal problems for him, and quite honestly, he may not have ever known about it until much later in his life.

[little jeremiah]

Supposedly he saw his birth certificate in his mother’s or grandmother’s stuff in 1972, according to one of his autobiographies. So your argument won’t fly.