[Squidpup]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2278577/posts?page=55#55

I called dibs on this new euphemism:
“Hiking the Appalachian Trail”...

[pillut48]

Here's the pic of the BS meter that shows up most of the time:

Other variation:

[batter]

Will add. Thanks.

[batter]

How's this:

Hiking the Appalachian Trail - Euphamism () for a politician's philandering in reference to SC Governor Sanford's lame initial excuse for disappearing for days. It turned out he was, ahem, meeting his Brazillian mistress.