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ACORN denies new "no child sex-slave left behind" motto
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com ^
| 9-15-09
| Jim Wrenn
Posted on 09/15/2009 9:51:02 AM PDT by joinedafterattack
ACORN indignantly denies having intentionally revealed its "no child-sex-slave left behind" motto for helping sex-traders get federal aid for business loans and mortgages. [snip]
"We already have a backup plan. It will require us to fundamentally change our name, or, rather, to change the words for which our acronym stands. In other words, to regain our eligibility, we'll change the meaning of 'ACORN' to 'All Child Orgies Revoked Now' and we would hereafter make a solemn commitment that any criminality we facilitate in the future will be limited to situations in which all participants are over age eighteen."
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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: acorn; hannahgiles; satire
ACORN indignantly denies having intentionally revealed its "no child-sex-slave left behind" motto for helping sex-traders get federal aid for business loans and mortgages. [snip]
"We already have a backup plan. It will require us to fundamentally change our name, or, rather, to change the words for which our acronym stands. In other words, to regain our eligibility, we'll change the meaning of 'ACORN' to 'All Child Orgies Revoked Now' and we would hereafter make a solemn commitment that any criminality we facilitate in the future will be limited to situations in which all participants are over age eighteen."
To: joinedafterattack
To: joinedafterattack
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posted on
09/15/2009 9:58:26 AM PDT
by
petercooper
(GOP: Big Tent Party??? Not if you are a CONSERVATIVE.)
To: equalitybeforethelaw
Calm down, take a deep breath, chill and think: WWHBD?
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posted on
09/15/2009 9:59:18 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
(".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
To: joinedafterattack
The Attorney General should be arrested for allowing an illegal immigrant sex slave organization that steals money from the government, to exist
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posted on
09/15/2009 10:01:04 AM PDT
by
TomasUSMC
( FIGHT LIKE WW2, FINISH LIKE WW2. FIGHT LIKE NAM, FINISH LIKE NAM)
To: joinedafterattack
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posted on
09/15/2009 10:01:18 AM PDT
by
dalebert
To: joinedafterattack
Taxpayer-funded Child Sex Slave Brothels for Pedophiles....
These Socialist Democrats are some REALLY sick people....
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posted on
09/15/2009 10:04:14 AM PDT
by
tcrlaf
("Hope" is the most Evil of all Evils"-Neitzsche)
To: Kartographer
Velvet ( Obama ) Jones ACORN school of technology of how to be a hoe.
Teachers Union contributions accepted.
To: dalebert
and there may be more Mrs Dearolddad and I have bet going that the total no. will be seven at least.
To: dalebert
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posted on
09/15/2009 5:59:45 PM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
(I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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