"Did you say in the buttocks?"
Posted on 09/10/2009 2:53:13 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA
LITHONIA, Ga. -- A burglar who broke into a Lithonia home was shot in the buttocks by the homeowner, police said.
The burglary happened at about 11:30 a.m. at the home on Gadwell Circle.
The intruder was taken to a hospital with moderate injuries, police said. The intruder’s name was not released.
That’ll teach him to not “butt” in where he has no right to be!
Sounds like a pain in the @ss.
Two cheeks, two postings. What could be simpler?
He’s now waiting for his money from getting a “million dollar wound”.
Just like Forrest Gump! I wonder if he’s follow suit and show his wound to the President?
Looks as though he played “You bet your a$$” and lost.
Run Forrest run!
One cheek or two?
Good old Southern tradition.....fill their ass full of bird shot.
Okay, so why didn’t he die of brain damage?
My grandfather did this to a burglar once. He had his entire house covered with burglar bars except the window with the air conditioner and that’s how he got in. The burglar was half way out when my grandfather woke up and saw him and...right in the ass.
We lived across the street at the time and I remember seeing the ambulance take him away facedown, the cops around were having a good laugh too.
Once was enough.......bet you that one nor any of his buddies ever came back.
My grandparents lived across the street from a projects. And that was the only time.
"Did you say in the buttocks?"
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