OBAMA PREPARES FOR HEALTHCARE SPEECH (beefed-up staff list)

[Liz]

4 speech writers, 10 rewrite speech writers,

3 opposition research consultants,

1 right-wing camouflage consultant,

2 Miss Universe beauty consultants (post-speech only),

3 door openers, 4 personal security personnel,

6 people to keep the little people from asking questions,

25 people beefing-up audience to start spontaneous cheers,

2 people to note which Democrats aren't cheering sufficiently,

1 person to flick lights to indicate when spontaneous cheering should stop,

2 people to carry backup FBI records on enemies,

1 "accounts receivable" bookkeeper,

1 person to pop balloons of suspected Republican children,

2 Van Jones look-alikes to throw off the FBI,

1 prima ballerina to do a pas de deux with Rahm Emanuel,

3 pharmacists to carry mega doses of valium,

5 mixologists (to pour the tequila shots).

[ataDude]

You forgot “And a partridge in a pear tree.” :-)

[Rocko]

3 teleprompter repairmen.

[SoKatt]

LOL!
*high five*

[D-fendr]

I’m wondering about all the new ways they’ve come up to describe government run health insurance to be unveiled tomorrow.

There was the “public” option to provide more “competition” to “keep the insurance companies honest.”

Wonder what new and artful dodges await Wednesday.

[Sunbunny]

“1 person to pop balloons of suspected Republican children”
That is the funniest thing ever!

[tet68]

He sure is the “Artful Dodger”.

[spokeshave]

Stearpike of Gormanghast

[freekitty]

And they say he’s a natural. ROTFLOL sarc/

[MissDairyGoodnessVT]

forgot the 1 little kid planted in the audience to ask a pre-planned question.

[JohnBovenmyer]

Our response to the speech should be:

"9 - 9 - 9"

Spoken with a proper Nazi accent to tweak the MSM.

[Liz]

PING

[hoosiermama]

GOOD morning chuckle!

[stephenjohnbanker]

All that for a handful of bare-faced lies ;-)

[SoKatt]

LOL! I agree.