Welcome Back Rush!
Posted on 09/08/2009 8:12:54 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Spread the word!
“The HR folks at my company screw the pooch many times with their delays. It is as if they just don’t give a darn.”
It’s not that HR doesn’t give a darn; it’s just that they don’t give a darn about THAT. They’re too busy arranging diversity training, planning Safety Day, working with insurance companies to ensure that partners of homosexual employees get medical benefits (when partners of heterosexual employees can’t), shall I go on...? My years in HR have jaded me for life. (Retired now.)
Doing fine, just started last week.:)
Lets dig up dirt on him!!
Idiot
Looks like CC has his answer! Seriously, I ofen wonder why they are so unconcerned with adding value. Oh yeah, they decide the cuts!
;-)
Glad to have him back!!
They don’t even call or email when they dont want you.
Work & Lurk mode today, on the road the rest of the week.
It is so good to have Rush back. Seems like he was gone a month rather than a week. The only other conservative radio program we have here is Sean “airhead” Hannity. I can’t stand to spend 3 minutes let alone 3 hours listening to his constant repetition.
We were discussing that very thing this weekend.
Olbermann is a pretty boring person according
to his bio. Though he may have dated Laura Ingram.
Yeah... Laura Ingram. Go figure.
Thanks for the ping! Glad Rush is back.
I just arrived to the parody!
Awesome.
Best way to “help” DUh-bama....EARLY RETIREMENT!
Rush went to Hawaii last week—one of the 57 states.
Thanks for the ping.
Paraphrasing Rush -
Van Jones is Rev J Wright is Bill Ayers is Obama.
And yet the MSM is dumbfounded.
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