ah, Beachy, it's the traditionalist in me.
LOL. Of course, you are.
I know it means something different to a “traditionalist” than it does to many others. But, I think that term has been tainted over they years to be more demeaning.
I say this is a job for you “traditionalist” gentlemen. Make “fairer sex” mean something good once again.
(kudos to your son too!)