Posted on 09/07/2009 2:18:22 PM PDT by knighthawk
Tips for Making Up Stories About Israel
In light of the diplomatic crisis that has erupted between Israel and Sweden over the recent article in Swedish tabloid Aftonbladet ("evening star") and as result of the subsequent rise in traffic on Israeli and other Jewish news web sites, Jewcy and the Israel Foreign Ministry banded together this week to form a template that should help foreign correspondents to more easily forge thinly-veiled anti-Semitic blood libels that spike our traffic and thankfully distract Avigdor Lieberman from any and all statecraft for at least a week.
(Excerpt) Read more at jewcy.com ...
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I bet the MSM picks this up.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2333635/posts
Leftists of any age can sound just like the angry young man or angry young woman - or angry young transgendered - who gets noticed in the offices of major college newspapers that are given away free. Get your PWBNE kit today and start using the word "pompous" like a professional!
(For best results, use only factory-approved refills for the words "troll," "hate" and "ooze." Availability of "Kafkaesque" and "reactionary" may be limited.)
The makers of the Progressive Write-By-Number Editorial Kit are proud to introduce the Progressive Blood Libel Adventure Module, which is designed to help all leftist journalists stand in solidarity with their brothers-in-jihad. The PBLA module interfaces seamlessly with the PWBNE to let you seamlessly take on Jews whether as a nation or as a people.
Our university-approved guide will have you professionally blaming Israel for every bad event since the beginning of time. Users have raved about the versatility of our new module.... from blaming the increase in local expresso prices on a Zionist conspiracy to accusing Israel of forcing Karl Rove to steer Hurricane Katrina directly into New Orleans, this is one product that covers it all!
Why cut your coffee house time short by slaving over a hot thesaurus when the Progressive Blood Libel Adventure Module can have you writing like Julius Streicher with the stoke of a key?
(Note: current version is fully supported in Swedish.)
If you’d like to be on or off, please FR mail me.
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Don’t worry about MSM fact checking, either. All they will be interested in covering is official and public reaction to the blood libel, not the actual merits of the story. Have several demonstrations, both in support of and against the accusations, and that’ll keep them focused away from any facts. This is a non-election year, and with Congress back in session and no longer holding town hall meetings, there are plenty of demonstrators out of work that you can hire.
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