[Grizzled Bear]

Periodically I take them for exorcise and clean and oil them and return them to their resting places.

My guns have never been demonically possessed. Maybe it's your brand of ammo...

[bitterohiogunclinger]

“My guns have never been demonically possessed. Maybe it’s your brand of ammo.”

Good one. Actually I did once have an FN-FAL that I swore was possessed. No matter what brand of ammo it just kept insisting it was a single shot rifle. To this day I believe that some sort of evil spirit was put there by “assault weapons ban proponents”.