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Disease shortage affects millions
The Daily Week ^ | 9/1/2009 | Duncan McKemzie

Posted on 09/02/2009 3:10:44 PM PDT by Mike Darancette

A new study at the Centres for Disease Expansion revealed that only 70 percent of the population has an illness or medical disorder of some kind.

Team leader Dr. Pran Feesberg said investigators were "shocked" by the results.

"It means that nearly a third of North Americans have no trace of disease - nothing they can take drugs for, no condition they can complain about to friends - just a bleak, empty life, devoid of infirmity."

(Excerpt) Read more at dailyweek.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: disease
Maybe Obama can get me a disease too.
1 posted on 09/02/2009 3:10:44 PM PDT by Mike Darancette
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To: Mike Darancette

Obama is the disease that has been inflicted on us all.


2 posted on 09/02/2009 3:14:28 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: Mike Darancette
Okay. That was hilarious.

"They asked what disease I had. I said I had lost a leg. It was a lie, and they knew it. I was so embarassed."
3 posted on 09/02/2009 3:17:03 PM PDT by DRey
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To: Mike Darancette

” Maybe Obama can get me a disease too. “

He’d have to take it away from the ‘disease rich’....


4 posted on 09/02/2009 3:22:41 PM PDT by Uncle Ike (Rope is cheap, and there are lots of trees...)
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To: Mike Darancette

Why am I always in the minority.


5 posted on 09/02/2009 3:29:16 PM PDT by edcoil (If I had 1 cent for every dollar the government saved, Bill Gates and I would be friends.)
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Maybe Obama can get me a disease too.

Not to worry. He'll make it a law soon. It will be illegal NOT to have a disease.

6 posted on 09/02/2009 3:29:46 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Fiddlstix

highly recommended reading:

http://www.amazon.com/Last-Well-Person-Despite-Health-care/dp/0773527958


7 posted on 09/02/2009 3:31:46 PM PDT by nascarnation
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>>Maybe Obama can get me a disease too.
>
>Not to worry. He’ll make it a law soon. It will be illegal NOT to have a disease.

Extra tax-credits if it’s sexually transmitted.


8 posted on 09/02/2009 4:00:09 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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