Posted on 09/02/2009 11:53:13 AM PDT by grizzlyfish
WASHINGTON, DC – Another sex scandal has rocked a South Carolina conservative. The trail of evidence has led reporters to erotic fiction authored by Dick Cheney.
Kristin Maguire, a respected South Carolina conservative, has been discovered to be the author of hardcore erotic short fiction. Maguire was the Chair of the Board of Education for years, and appointed by Mark Sanford. Investigation has uncovered several stories written by Maguire under the pen name “Bridget Keeney.” Maguire was also a devout advocate of “abstinence only” sex education.
Further investigation of websites Maguire would frequent and chat room exchanges reveal even more erotic fiction, written by former Vice President Dick Cheney. While in office, evidence reveals, Mr. Cheney would often engage in writing erotic stories with strong Conservative overtones. On the website the two called their work “Conserv-erotica.” A sample of Dick Cheney’s work is...
(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...
Weekly World News... more trustworthy than the NYTimes.
I put it right up there with the “Aliens meet with Rush Limbaugh” and “Giant bat swallows Adam West!” headlines.
Is that a naked woman in his glasses?
Hey, don’t do this to me. I love that crooked little Dick Cheney smile . . . it’s a turn on for this nearly 65 year old. I envy Lynne Cheney getting to be there with that hunka-hunka man all the time.
And then you tease me with this article . . . . I need a cold shower.
And way more funny than The Onion! LOL! That excerpt of Cheney's supposed 'conserverotica' is a scream!
Wasn’t this the rag that, one time, had a cover photo of Bubba Clinton boarding a UFO while the aliens greeted him at the top of the stairway?
[[“Giant bat swallows Adam West!”]]
Oh Darn- when did that happen? We’ll miss you Adam
Why must some idiots pollute this place with crap like this?
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