Posted on 09/01/2009 10:13:30 PM PDT by DennisR
Well...finally a website where we kindergartners can go to find out how to be healthy. Thank you President Obama!
Obama gives us tips like these:
“Serving Size
Many restaurants serve more food than one person needs at one meal. Take control of the amount of food that ends up on your plate by splitting an entrée with a friend. Or, ask the wait person for a “to-go” box and wrap up half your meal as soon as it’s brought to the table. If you order an entrée, take the leftovers home, refrigerate and enjoy another meal or a snack tomorrow.
Eat Your Fast Food on a Plate:
When you order fast food, picture the food on a plate. Even better, take it home and put it on a plate. You may be surprised at how full the plate looks, so next time try a smaller size.”
If they never told us about this stuff, how would be ever know? Thank you President Obama!
Cool that the government has now taken over the role of parents...../s
“HHS.gov Improving the lealth and well-being of America”
“smallstep
ADULT&TEEN”
SNIPPET (bottom of web page - Links): “The White House
USA.Gov
Helping America’s Youth”
Why hide it? They should just make us a nanny.gov site.
Wow - don’t give them any ideas! /sarc
ON THE INTERNET:
http://www.smallstep.gov
http://www.whitehouse.gov/
http://www.usa.gov
http://www.helpingamericasyouth.gov
http://www.findyouthinfo.gov/
http://www.findyouthinfo.gov/SiteMap.aspx
SNIPPET: “What Is Youth Mapping?”
http://www.findyouthinfo.gov/cf_pages/assessment-youthmapping.htm
Clicking on the last link here; one gets an error code.
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Umm, I couldn’t stop focusing on the Big Mac. Now I’ll probably end up going to McDonalds tomorrow to get one because I’ll be thinking of the Big Mac they put on the FirstSteps website. And of course, I’ll have to get the fries, too. The supersized large because they’re so good and I don’t eat them that often. And I’ll probably skip the Coke this time and go right for the chocolate shake....
ROTFLMAO
New Obama mantra
SNEEZE IN YOUR SLEEVE
Avoid food portions bigger than your fist???
What kind of namby-pamby kids are we raising?
These are the boneheads that call us "uneducated".
The way they are sissifying our kids these days, are they even allowed or do they know how to make a fist these days? :)
Can’t you just hear them saying these sentences in an Al Gore-like, sing-songy voice?
Wow - these people are micromanaging control freaks.
do they know how to make a fist these days? :)”
These days,even the ones who aren’t gangsters try to act like one, when they are away from mommy, and they’ll either jump you en masse or shoot you,but they won’t face you one on one.
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