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Parents Say Pornographic Candy Wrappers Are Not All That Sweet
Parent Dish ^ | Aug 27th 2009 | Brett Singer

Posted on 08/31/2009 7:29:27 AM PDT by GL of Sector 2814

A British father got his knickers in a twist after seeing what he believes are pornographic images depicted on candy wrappers.

Simon Simpkins of West Yorkshire was at the market shopping with his wife. They decided to buy some Haribo brand Maoam (pronounced ma-o-am) candy for their children, according to London's Daily Mail.

Then he noticed the labels.

Simpkins' quotes, from the Daily Mail, are perfectly priceless and brilliantly British. "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter," the chap said. "The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face."

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1 posted on 08/31/2009 7:29:28 AM PDT by GL of Sector 2814
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To: GL of Sector 2814

"...you decide..."

2 posted on 08/31/2009 7:31:53 AM PDT by xcamel (The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - H. L. Mencken)
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To: GL of Sector 2814
Interesting


3 posted on 08/31/2009 7:32:37 AM PDT by Always Right (Oxymoron: It must be true, I saw it on the News..)
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To: Always Right

Must be made in France.


4 posted on 08/31/2009 7:33:32 AM PDT by downtownconservative (As Obama lies, liberty dies!)
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To: xcamel

That’s no more pornographic, then looking at 2 dogs mating.


5 posted on 08/31/2009 7:34:02 AM PDT by stuartcr (If we are truly made in the image of God, why do we have faults?)
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To: GL of Sector 2814

To me the fruits depicted on the wrapper look like kids roughhousing, which is probably what the artist was looking to convey.

But hey, smut and perversion are in the mind of the beholder.


6 posted on 08/31/2009 7:34:40 AM PDT by Cheburashka (Stephen Decatur: you want barrels of gunpowder as tribute, you must expect cannonballs with it.)
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To: xcamel

Yikes.


7 posted on 08/31/2009 7:34:43 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: stuartcr

Which of course is totally appropriate on kids candy wrappers!


8 posted on 08/31/2009 7:35:30 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: GL of Sector 2814

Sometimes a candy is just a candy.


9 posted on 08/31/2009 7:35:56 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: GL of Sector 2814

That’s not even close to pornographic.


10 posted on 08/31/2009 7:36:05 AM PDT by mysterio
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To: xcamel

The Lemon’s sick and the Lime is just pushing her to the hospital.


11 posted on 08/31/2009 7:36:53 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: GL of Sector 2814
"The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter,"

Recent scientific studies have shown that lemons and limes have no genitals.

12 posted on 08/31/2009 7:38:37 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: brytlea

Well, it can be suggestive....the tongues are not necessary, but there they are. Perhaps they designed the suggestion and the denial at the same time; cute.


13 posted on 08/31/2009 7:39:48 AM PDT by Loud Mime (barastikas = Obama's logos // If it is identified by race, it's racist)
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To: Cheburashka

The wrapper clearly shows reproductive organs.


14 posted on 08/31/2009 7:40:29 AM PDT by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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To: GL of Sector 2814; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
HA HA HA HA..PING.

images at post 2 and 3.

15 posted on 08/31/2009 7:41:32 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.)
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To: Loud Mime

It’s always hard to say what someone had in mind. I wouldn’t purchase them. But, we will have a number of people come on this thread and say that those who see something amiss just have dirty minds. BTW I love your nickname!


16 posted on 08/31/2009 7:41:34 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: downtownconservative

German lady I work with says they’re from Germany and is known as “Happy Candy”....


17 posted on 08/31/2009 7:42:05 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not an Obama "Administration"....it's a "Regime")
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To: Cheburashka

My kids never rough housed with the other child between their legs like that.


18 posted on 08/31/2009 7:43:07 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: All

a dirty mind is a terrible thing to not play with....ha ha ha


19 posted on 08/31/2009 7:43:56 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.)
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To: Cheburashka

“...look like kids roughhousing...”

I agree. People see what they want to see. But after reading the term “carnal candy” and seeing the package, an unsavory thought did cross my mind. I put it down to the power of suggestion - I don’t believe that was the original intent.


20 posted on 08/31/2009 7:44:23 AM PDT by Jubal Madison (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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