[PghBaldy]

Bizarre headline alert.

[Clara Lou]

Awwww... how sweet!

[BenLurkin]

He would drive up in a chauffeured car..."

By which she means that "the Senator was driven up in a chauffeured limousine".

[IbJensen]

Wow. Teddy Bear had a dog. He had a tennis racket. He arrived in a chauffeured limousine. He gets to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery.

Teddy was significant. He was a significant piece of human debris that led the charge to ruin America forever!

[Mom MD]

Ive seen him at lots of dog parks. They leave him lying on the grass when they are done in little piles.

[Texas Fossil]

Wonder who carried his pooper scooper?

[CottShop]

Did she ‘remember’ him as a traitor to his coutnry and a murderer, drunk, loudmotuhed hothead too? Just askin

[StACase]

She said she would find it difficult to talk about him in the past tense. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I won’t!

By the way: His funeral today? Best birthday present I’ve had in a long time (-:

[dfwgator]

Ted was so ugly that when he went to the pet store, people would ask the clerk how big he’d get. (RIP Rodney!)

[pabianice]

Who followed Kennedy to bag his poops?

[pray4liberty]

Boy, the media has to scratch really hard to make it seem that old rich boy Teddy was one of we the common people!