Police: Ex-Cop Snuck In High School (Connecticut)

WFSB ^ | August 28, 2009 | Unknown

[decimon]

A 52-year-old former police officer was arrested after police said he tried to pass himself off as a high school student.

Police said Christopher Schildt, 52, a retired police officer, gained access to Waterford High School Thursday morning. They said Schildt tried to pass himself off as an 18-year-old student and sat in a class.

School officials said they thought Schildt, who looks youthful for his age, was a transfer student from Florida. Schildt told school officials he was registering his 18-year-old nephew, who had the same name and the alleged teen had medical issues and would appear older.

[ClearCase_guy]

Could have been worse. Could have claimed that “the nephew” was transgendered and needed access to the girls’ restrooms.

[ottbmare]

Oh, yeah, he looks 18. < /s>

[Doogle]

.."seemed normal to me"

[whereasandsoforth]

Do all 18 year olds in Connecticut look like the Crypt Keeper?

[Clock King]

But he does look good for 52

[jmcenanly]

This was fantasy

I think our police officer has spent too much time watching television

[onedoug]

Ping

[decimon]

Do all 18 year olds in Connecticut look like the Crypt Keeper?

They all look like Chris Dodd and Joe Lieberman. IOW, yes.

[Drew68]

Schildt said getting into the school was his "mission," and that he wanted to prove terrorists could get into America's schools.

Jeez, why didn't he just put on a jacket and tie and pretend to be a substitute? Probably would've been easier.

I'm guessing though that researching terrorism had less to do with his "mission" than researching nubile high school chicks. Just a hunch.

At any rate, I remember when the school library at my high school doubled as the neighborhood public library and anyone could walk in and use it. That was back in the 80s. Times have sure changed.

[SIDENET]

There goes my plan for picking up chicks.

(lol)

[Jagman]

You’re right. He could have come in a big clown suit passing out condoms and they would have halted all classes for him!

[SIDENET]

[martinidon]

that's what you get for not being able to require certified birth certificates to enroll in school. Protecting illegals have consequences

[mountn man]

Next he’ll be running for president.

[Bobalu]

This is just creepy and strange....ewwww

[Dr. Sivana]

Do all 18 year olds in Connecticut look like the Crypt Keeper?

Well, Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham were once 18.

[martin_fierro]

School officials said they thought Schildt, who looks youthful for his age, was a transfer student from Florida. Schildt told school officials he was registering his 18-year-old nephew, who had the same name and the alleged teen had medical issues and would appear older.

Some guys'll do anything to have sex with a teacher.

[RetroSexual]

We’d be better off.

[mountn man]

And how.