Posted on 08/26/2009 8:28:14 PM PDT by Phree Non-Phixion
Impress your palate with a delectable feast creatively cooked up by our fine chefs de cuisine in our nation’s capital … because they know what you want, despite what you think you want.
Are you ready for some scrumptious tasty treats? We delightfully present the official menu from “The Democrat Diner”, a family-oriented restaurant specializing in an appetizing variety of special interest pork.
Today’s favorites include: “HealthCare for Everyone”, “Cap & Trade”, “Stimulus”, “Cash for Clunkers”, “Independent Chips & Democrat Dips”, and everyone’s favorite … “Elephant Stew”. Be sure to joyfully review the mouthwatering descriptions before you pick your succulent meal tonight. Oh … and, of course, our mealtime disclaimer in the small print at the bottom of our menu will really whet your appetite.
If it all sounds just too good to choose a single yummy favorite, we’re delighted to announce that we can accommodate your voracious appetite with our upcoming all-you-can-eat, even-if-you-don’t-want-it dinner buffet. And, don’t worry about the price of the buffet. If it’s too expensive for your budget, we’ll simply take the money to pay for it in taxes from the rich folks who employ 80% of the people in this country. And when they file for bankruptcy, you can come to work for the government … we pay better anyway.
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