Arkansas Mom Fails to Sell Baby Naming Rights on eBay for a Fifth Time

Fox News ^ | 08/25/2009 | Joshua Rhett Miller

[Responsibility2nd]

Lavonne Drummond, left, with five of her six children, Ashley, top right, Andrew, middle, Holly, bottom left, Heather, bottom middle, and Janelle.

[Responsibility2nd]

Until recently, Drummond, of Smackover, Ark., had sung a different tune, telling FOXNews.com she planned to use the money to repair her 2000 Dodge Caravan, to pay past due bills and purchase school supplies for her children, ages 19, 16, 14, 3, 2 and 1.

Gee, I wonder what her husband - the father of all these children - has to say?

[Maverick68]

You don’t think much of your children if you leave their naming up to some stranger on E-Bay...she’s an idiot...

[Star Traveler]

The article said — Drummond, whose first four auctions were removed by eBay for myriad reasons, said she won’t make the radio show Morning Jungle or its producer, Brett Cohen, honor the winning bid.

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She should... I thought that was the whole thing behind bidding... if you win, you’re supposed to pay up... LOL...

[dangerdoc]

Baby naming rights, that would be “Father” on the standard birth certificate would it not?

[Responsibility2nd]

Maybe Lavonne can find a casino who will pay her big bucks if she gets a tattoo like this idiot did....

[netmilsmom]

I’d pay a couple bucks for the fund to have her spayed.

[Responsibility2nd]

Speaking of Golden Palace...

I don’t have the guts to post the pic. So I’ll limk.

http://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bizarre-guerrilla-marketing-golden-palace-streaker.jpg

(You have been warned!)

[Just another Joe]

I might pay to see her baby named “Mymoms Anidiot Drummond”.

[KarlInOhio]

Maybe George Foreman can chip in a few bucks. He doesn't have enough kids with his name yet.

[SpaceBar]

Maybe she should just name it Ebay.

[DannyTN]

“Mymoms Anidiot Drummond”.

Nice initials too.

[OB1kNOb]

I feel so sorry for the two oldest kids. Can you imagine having to listen to everyone at school yapping behind their back about their idiot mother. I hope they can survive the viciousness.

[CougarGA7]

So that’s what knocked my bid off the table. And Consuela Bannanahammock is such a pretty name too.

[Charles Henrickson]

My bid will be for “Bugle Corps,” so that on the kid’s records it will read, “Drummond, Bugle Corps.”

[Tijeras_Slim]

Heavy SIGH...

[alice_in_bubbaland]

By the looks of some of the children, I’d say this idiot had
more than than one sperm donor.

[Charles Henrickson]

Tijeras_Slim Drummond?

[Just another Joe]

Nice initials too.

Wondered if anyone would catch that. ;^)

[Tijeras_Slim]

I am NOT Laz, no way would I hit that. ;)