I look forward to the day that my soon to be born grandson asks me, “Grandpa, what is a muslim?”
And I can answer,”They are like the dinosaurs; they are all dead.”
“Grandpa, what is a koran”?
“Child, that is what we call toilet paper.”
Patience..
Here you go, a page from a 23rd century dictionary!
http://xenohistorian.faithweb.com/holybook/images/palestinians_definition.jpg