[Carley]

IOW don’t be takin pitchers of my fat sloppy wife.

[Miss Behave]

"IOW don't be takin pitchers of my fat sloppy wife."

No pics ESPECIALLY when she's lying on the beach and do-gooders keep trying to roll her back into the ocean.

[1_Rain_Drop]

or,

"Don't take ANY pictures without ME ME WEE WEE in them!" -barak