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PLEASE HELP! My Congressman May Have Been Abducted
Amercan Thinker ^ | 8/21/09 | Sammy Benoit

Posted on 08/21/2009 9:19:34 AM PDT by Shellybenoit

I can't help it; I come from a long line of worrywarts. My wife makes fun of me because I am always worrying. Usually my concern surrounds my kids, family or even a close friend, but never a public figure. Not this time. What's worse is my worry's causing me to lose sleep, and it's not even someone I know personally.

I am very concerned about Steve Israel, my Congressman.

Congressman Israel is a great moral man who cares about his district. As a matter of fact, he always shows up at my Synagogue to make a speech. It happens like clockwork, every two years on the Sabbath before Election Day. Heck, the Congressman cares so much about his constituents that he voted for the Stimulus and Cap and Trade bills, even though he didn't have a chance to read them. What a guy! Nancy Pelosi told him it would help us and wham, he ran out and voted. See how much he cares about us?

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: New York
KEYWORDS: 111th; angrymob; congress; milkcartons; obamacare; steveisrael; townhalls; townhells

1 posted on 08/21/2009 9:19:35 AM PDT by Shellybenoit
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To: Shellybenoit

I think the SEIU is holding mine hostage. At least the only time we ever see him he’s surrounded by them.


2 posted on 08/21/2009 9:21:46 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: Shellybenoit

LOL!Put his ugly puss on a Milk Carton!


3 posted on 08/21/2009 9:24:37 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: cripplecreek

Pretty funny sarcastic piece.


4 posted on 08/21/2009 9:26:04 AM PDT by rwfromkansas ("Carve your name on hearts, not marble." - C.H. Spurgeon)
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To: Shellybenoit

Ditto Che-Porter (NH-1). I think she got taken hostage by the Kos Kids.


5 posted on 08/21/2009 9:26:24 AM PDT by OCCASparky (Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
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To: Shellybenoit

Why can’t mine get abducted?

(George Miller)


6 posted on 08/21/2009 9:49:18 AM PDT by Califreak (If it's Astroturf, why are you trying to mow it?(sign seen at a town hall meeting))
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To: Shellybenoit

I’m sure the Banking Oligarchy Cartel owns my Congress people.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and reinstate Article 1, Section 3 of the Constitution of the United States of America.


7 posted on 08/21/2009 10:29:40 AM PDT by HighlyOpinionated (In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act. George Orwell)
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To: Shellybenoit

I know it is the aliens and we’re powerless to change anything.


8 posted on 08/21/2009 10:39:57 AM PDT by tiki (True Christians will not deliberately slander or misrepresent others or their beliefs)
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