Posted on 08/21/2009 8:17:01 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
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My oh my. How intellectual. How sophisticated. How articulate!
Obama Loans Billions to Brazilian Oil Company Partly Owned By Dems Biggest Contributor
On the other hand, THIS is something to get all wee weed up about! The DEMS resist attempts to let off shore drilling proceed in the U.S., then happily encourage off shore drilling in Brazil. Just the same old DEMS, doing their best to keep us dependent on foreign oil.
No Social Security $$ increase until 2012; Obama double crosses his base, media smothers the story
Hey gullible seniors - oh never mind.
Morning, IMPR. Happy Friday.
http://www.redstate.com/erick/2009/08/21/barack-obamas-administration-kills-a-military-fly-over/
Obama kills 42 year military fly-over.
I’m in!
I’m tired of Obama ‘wee-weeing’ all over our Country.
Missed all of you btw.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/08/hello_obamacare_goodbye_grandm_1.html
http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/08/introducing_the_tenth_amendmen.html
http://therealbarackobama.wordpress.com
http://directorblue.blogspot.com
Extraneous Wind, checking in.
Classic, in case you missed it:
http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2009/08/19/glenn-beck-and-the-unforgivable-curse
LOL....aren’t we all!
Hi, snow flake.
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Hi, sweets.
...Marnin IMPR, jest wonderin if ya been up to Lexington lately. Conway’s been on vac or some super secret mission fer a while. Thinkin he’s in DC to set up fer the 9-12 million racist rally...
...BTW, you can type the f-word a few other ways, and avoid being terminated...
...Ring me if yer up this way, buy ya cup of coffee...
Hey hon! How is it goin’?
You forgot to mention an article about the fact that Petrobas, the Brazilian oil company was awarded the second highest value of leases in the Gulf of Mexico, that were released for drilling on Aug. 19 and the company is also buying the old ARCO refinery in Pasadena TX. So, what really happened is Obama gave the Brazilian company our tax dollars to buy our leases and purchase a refinery to go with the leases. I know he said the money was for drilling off of Brazil, but that sounds like pure BS.
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