“within a year I can easily see his biggest fan Chris ‘tingly feeling up my leg’ Matthews saying...”
OMG, there’s was a spider in my pants!!! There I was watching obama and just sort of figured it was a reflex reaction to his words, you know?
Then the other day, I was watching an old Bush speech and got that same tingly thing. I rolled up my pantleg and there was this teeny little spider, and I thought, “Oh, man! I’ve been had.”
“I rolled up my pantleg and there was this teeny little spider”
Probably scabies!