This just in:
Kennedy’s letter actually asks for the law to provide for a title of nobility, based on the de facto royalty that the kennedy family has become, commonly referred to as “camelot”. His logic is based on this being the “will of the people” based on a majority of americans having heard of the family referred to as “camelot” and not receiving any written complaints about the reference all these years since he first plunged into politics.
The state legislature is expected to authorize the title of nobility, Earl of Vinyard, (to be pronounced in a kennedyesque fashion) at a private meeting of the legislature on Martha’s Vinyard that has been called by the office of Lord Kennedy-elect.
The official ceremony will be followed by a Hollywood-Democrat-Leftist-Only Semi-Public Ball that will sort of be held starting at Woods Hollow and proceeding all up and down the Cape.
The proceeds, after expenses and such to be paid to the Earldom, will go to support everything Lord Vinyard has every stood for that’s still relevant today, at least until the next election.
The Earldom will then pass to an heir which the Party and the Earldom will determine according to what laws as such and so forth remaining, as far as being fit and proper, given that elections, not forthcoming, whatsoever, will nonetheless not be necessary.
This monetary savings, and streamlining of the governmental process, will enable a new Senator to be named post haste in an ad hoc fashion in a very short and timely manner.
This Earldom with then provide stability for the Earldom of Vinyardachussets, nothwithstanding the elimination of redundant Republicans and the intoxicating personification of the Democratic proclamation.
Thanks to Dan Rather for his contrabandutions for this history-making news.
WOW. Are you the Royal Scribe?
your only flaw is that it would be the “Earl of Hyannisportland.” that’s the CapeCod town where Camelot’s Castle (family compound) is located. Otherwise your post is brilliant!
They ought to find him a Scottish title considering the amount of financial support he has personally made to the grain growing regions of Caledonia.
LOL!
Earl of Vinyard?
I think Earl of Chappaquiddick would be FAR more appropriate.
You have hit the nail on the head; I believe this is how these people really do think of themselves!
Maybe the Pope will be invited to give the Blessing?
Sweet!
LOL
You forgot attendance by Sir O’slama of Spamalot. ...with Lady Hips and court to follow.