Posted on 08/18/2009 6:32:02 AM PDT by SoonerStorm09
I’d be happier if artists would just keep their political opinions to themselves and stick to their music.
Toby often parks his semi, with his mural on the side, not 5 minutes from my house, here in Wichita, when it is not on the road.
Check out the SE corner of US 54/400 and Web road, if you are in the area. It is the old Builders Square lot.
I know his road crew probably has more to do with where the truck is parked, than Toby does.
However, he does sometimes go to a tanning salon less than 4 blocks from me.
My girlfriend has seen him there a few times, awhile back.
Lyrics:
Winters getting colder, Summer gettin’ warmer
Tidal wave comin’ cross the Mexican border
Why buy a gallon it’s cheaper by the barrel
Just don’t get busted singing Christmas carols
(Chorus)
That’s us, that’s right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the o-zone burnin’
Funny how the world keeps turnin’
Look Ma, no hands
I love this American Ride
Gotta love this American Ride
Mama gets her rocks off watchin’ desperate housewives.
Daddy works his can off payin’ for the good life
Kids on the you tube learnin’ how to be cool
Livin’ in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl
Chorus
That’s us, that’s right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the o-zone burnin’
Funny how the world keeps turnin’
Look Ma, no hands
I love this American Ride
Gotta love this American Ride
Poor little infamous, Americas town.
She gained five pounds and lost her crown.
Quick fix plastic surgical antidote.
Got herself a record deal, can’t even sing a note
Plasma gettin’ bigger, Jesus gettin’ smaller
Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars.
Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can.
If the shoe don’t fit, the fits gonna hit the shan.
Chorus
That’s us, that’s right
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin’.
Funny how the world keeps turnin’.
Hot dog, Hot damn.
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.
Oh yeah,
Na na na na na na na na...
Thanks for the heads up on the TK tune. Looked it up on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02MJ1BknQXw&NR=1
It’s not the vid - but it’s the song with the lyrics and some pretty interesting comments from the left and right.
Is it me or is the riff strikingly similar to Adam Sandler’s Hanukkah song??
However, he does sometimes go to a tanning salon less than 4 blocks from me.
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Toby Keith. Metrosexual.
You can watch the video @ http://www.cmt.com
I hope he’s enjoying his “American Ride”—after all it gave him the opportunity to sell his music.
That’s gotta be somewhere in the Man Rule Book. No man is to go to a tanning salon
The tanning salon fits will all the other satire in the song.
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Thank you for locating the video for us. It’s a keeper!
He’s a populist who takes a swings at every side. Notice the “Faux News” clip in the video, that would be a hit at Kos if they weren’t anal non-retentive girly boys.
What the he11 is “Jib-Jab-styled Americana imagery”???????
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