Well, he must have enough folks to investigate for the remainder of his 4 years.
That or the Bilderbergers called him.
I reported a couple. My message to the WH:
I was in the checkout line of my local supermarket and two elderly ladies in front of me were discussing healthcare reform. They were terribly afraid of it and very much against it.
I didn't get their full names but I overheard them and one's name was Abigail. She is about 4' 10". The other was Agnes, about 5' 3". Since both names begin with A they ought to be easy to track down. Oh yeah, as I was leaving they were getting into a grey car. That ought to help!
Your faithful servant,
Mind-numbed Robot.