Can't wait to see Zero in a cardigan!! The mental picture cracks me up!!
Heh. He already looks like a real Melvin. His dweeb quotient will go up about 20 points in a cardigan.
If he's standing next to the First Skank it will look like Jack Sprat and his wife (she's got to be three times as wide across the beam as he is), crossed with American Gothic, with a black version of Revenge of the Nerds thrown in for good measure.