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To: bruinbirdman

Memo to Michelle...

1. Hire a good dressmaker/tailor who can fit patterns to your body.

2. Get your colors done.

3. Stop wearing clothes that look like they shrunk in the dryer.

4. Stop wearing cheap-looking, yet expensive, off-the-rack clothes by “young designers.”

5. Ditch the wide boob belts, especially those tacky clear plastic ones, and that one that looks like Pancho Villa’s ammo supply.


14 posted on 08/08/2009 5:55:42 PM PDT by LibFreeOrDie (Obama promised a gold mine, but he will give us the shaft.)
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To: LibFreeOrDie

6. Try ironing or steaming your clothes before putting them on! Or not sleeping in them....


57 posted on 08/09/2009 8:03:07 PM PDT by luvie (We want freedom; obama is giving us tyranny--all across the board! ~Michael Ledeen~)
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