I've got some good news, honey
An invite to a Convention hall
It's a very swell affair
Famous freepers will be there!
I'll wear my blue jeans, red shirt, my freeper cap
You'll wear your sparkly flag earrings like a femme fatale
Ain't no doubt about it, babe
We'll be the best-dressed in the hall
So, I'll be down to getcha in my hybrid, honey
You better be ready 'bout quarter to eight
Now, dearie, don't be late
I wanna get there when the Anthem's playin'
Remember when we get there, honey
The speakers I''m gonna hear them all
I'm gonna jump up from my seat
I'm gonna cheer the Left's defeat
In September at the Freep Convention hall
There'll be freepers from across the fruited land
Who'll gather in a patriotic band
We'll congregate, be up too late, meet lots of folks
And don't forget we'll hear those Jackie Mason jokes!
So make sure you're ready when I get there, honey
The Freepers, I wanna meet them all
Gonna wear my best new shoes
Gonna lose those Obama blues
In September at the Freep Convention hall!
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, HOO YAH!
Leni
Link to Tea Party Bus Express Cross Country Tour starring JIM ROB! Great photos! - Post # 70
Convention Special Guest Speaker Andrew Wilkow (photo at thread opening) - # 78
D.C. pro bono room available from freeper host for freeper guest to crash - # 107
Convention Special Guest Speaker Col. Allen West (photo at thread opening)) - # 120
Convention Schedule 9/11 - 9/13 (may be updated from time to time) - # 137
Convention arrangements for Freeper Crumb Crunchers - # 138
Convention Special Guest Speaker Steve Malzberg (photo at thread opening) # 141
Can't Come, but Want to Support Our Event? To Donate - # 151
Phone Number to Reserve Room at Special Rate (special rate expires midnight tomorrow, Friday, so shake your booty!) - # 151
YO! Maine freeperette seeks to share ride, expenses - # 159
Special Convention Poetry by MinuteGal - #'s 12 - 141 - 160
Leni