I Am A Fishy American

Creative Minority Report ^ | 8-6-09 | Matt Archbold

[marcbold]

I am a Fishy-American. And this is my fishy blog. That's right. I'm pronouncing it here and now. Consider this my John Hancock.

The White House is asking snitches to report anything fishy: "If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov."

Well let me save all those beleaguered President Obama supporters the hassle because I reported myself to the White House as a "Fishy American." And this is my fishy blog.

I want you to say it after me in the combox "I am a fishy American." Stand up and be proud of your fishiness. And if you have a blog just write "I am a fishy American and this is my fishy blog" with a link to your blog...

If being fishy means believing that ObamaCare will financially support abortion and increase the number of abortions in this country... If being fishy means standing up for the elderly and the chronically ill who will be coaxed to die for the good of society... If being fishy means standing up for the individual rather than the collective...

THEN WE ARE A FISHY BLOG.

I want you to say it after me in the combox "I am a fishy American." Stand up and be proud of your fishiness. And if you have a blog just write "I am a fishy American and this is my fishy blog" with a link to your blog.

[the invisib1e hand]

[Salamander]

Funny that 0 would pick "fishy".

Think about it.

[bayliving]

Now "I am a fishy American!"

And KEN! ;^)

[ccmay]

I denounced myself to flag@whitehouse.gov too, and asked for the honor of being the first name on his enemies list.

Evan Coyne Maloney has a good point about the legality of this fishy fishing expedition. It may violate the Privacy Act of 1974. We can also badger the White House with Freedom of Information Act requests for the names of those who really are snitching.

Time to use some of the Alinsky techniques the Left has been tormenting Sarah Palin with, and use them to hound Ogabe and his acolytes until the blessed day he leaves office in 2013. This is just about the only good use for a lawyer that I can think of.

[rvoitier]

Is that anything like a Vichy Government?

I am Fishy, too.

[taxtruth]

BOR is full of it.

[Canedawg]

Me too.

[Fester Chugabrew]

#iamthemob

[Ladysmith]

Works for me!

[WilliamofCarmichael]

Headline?

Obama threatens citizens with warder boarding
White House Unveils Board of Free Speech Gatekeepers
Warders urge informers to help protect democracy from citizens' opinions

[SandRat]

NO! I AM SPARTICUS!

[Kieri]

One Fish, Two Fish,
Red Fish, Blue Fish,
Old Fish, New Fish.
This one has a eco-friendly car,
This one’s taxes won’t go far.
Say! What a lot of funny fish there are!

Sorry.

[Kartographer]

With apologies to Spartacus. :-)

[McGruff]

to:flag@whitehouse.gov

[SERKIT]

The best Rahm Emanuel story is not the one about the decomposing two-and-a-half-foot fish he sent to a pollster who displeased him.
Is it OK to report this fishy story to the White Crib?

[Sparky1776]

No time to read the bills, but time to read our e-mails!

[campaignPete R-CT]

I know an 89-year old fella who is generally a liberal DEM. He told me today that “I am going to resolve every day to live long enough to see that wretch Pelosi dragged out of the Speaker’s office. If I can make enough phone calls to give them hell in one precinct next November, I’ll feel like I played a part.”

I hope that the day comes that the conservatives I know make the same commitment.

[missnry]

HAIL TO THE FISH CZAR!

[catfish1957]

Hey cut the carp, I mean crap..........