Posted on 08/02/2009 5:36:41 PM PDT by jmcenanly
The world just celebrated the 40th anniversary of America's landing on the moon. But a local man has a problem with the official story -- and now he's also got a problem with the law.
Bart Sibrel is a well-known conspiracy theorist whose made a bit of a career out of ambushing America's astronauts, trying to make them look like hot-headed fakes.
Sibrel, who calls himself an investigative journalist, has produced videos questioning whether the moon landing ever happened.
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What a maroooon !!!!!
Put him to work on that birth certificate thing.
Well, he sounds like he is a liberal...
Isn’t he the jackass Buzz decked ?
I’m beggin’’ you all again! Tell us where the story is from! There is a Fox5 here too! I alwyays include where the story if from!
The “Moon”: A Ridiculous Liberal Myth
It amazes me that so many allegedly “educated” people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles — with the same side facing us all the time — is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy’s Roommate? God Almighty!)
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That’s right, neighbors .. the next time you’re out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can’t control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That’s where the “moon” comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the “moon” is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the “moon” is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the “moon” anywhere in literature or historical documents — anywhere — before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed “We choose to go to the moon”, he may as well have said “We choose to go to the weather balloon.” The subsequent faking of a “moon” landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
The US Government has been known to tell lies, here’s PROOF.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kFwkIv8AsI
Is Bart Sibrel also the FReeper known as “Inspector Harry Callahan”?
Great idea!!!
Put him to work for us...
I know Pete Conrad would have kicked him in the cajones, and Al Bean would have painted a picture of it...
John Young would then have driven the rover over the carcass...
Dave Scott would have a hole deep enough on the moon to bury the evidence...
And then nobody would say a thing about it...
Who??? What??? I dunno...hehehe
;-)
“there is no mention of the moon anywhere in literature or historical documents anywhere before 1950. That is when it was initially launched.”
Now that’s funny!
Yep, he's the one.
He called Buzz "A coward, a lair, and a thief". His head was recoiling from the punch just as he said "thief".
A great "Buzz" moment.
LOL - Amusing, but I must point out this continuity error:
Gen 1:14-19
And God said, “Let there be lights in the expanse of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark seasons and days and years, and let them be lights in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. God made two great lightsthe greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. God set them in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth, to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morningthe fourth day.
Also note the correlation of months to the lunar cycle, many cultures strictly base their month on the lunar cycle, usually starting on the new or full moon... that sort of cultural shift takes multitudes of people and a long time. 50 years isn’t enough time.
Being addicted to the camera and self-absorption. Reminds me of Marvin Zindler of channel 13 news in Houston a long time ago.
Aww, don’t diss poor old Marvin Zindler! He was cool; purple glasses and all.
“Slime in the ice machine!”
Heh. I’m sure he enjoyed it, too.
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