Most likely 0bama won’t let us see his bc because there’s something very embarrassing on it, which would expose him as a liar. Or perhaps Hillary Clinton really does have superpowers and she had someone destroy the records just to make him look like he’s hiding something, and he doesn’t want to admit he can’t find any record of his birth. Or maybe he really is Malcolm XI and an amended bc would reveal this.
Many amusing possibilities. While I’m making stuff up (it being 2am), how about this: he actually WAS born in Hawaii, but his father, upon hearing he was being divorced in ‘64, decided at that time to register the boy’s birth as having occurred in Kenya; he thought about taking custody of his son, even got someone to swear she’d witnessed it, got this document prepared and tried to fob it off on the court...except Stanley Ann pulled the rug out from under him, revealing that he was not the boy’s father at all. And now, poor Barry is trying to whack down speculation and inquiry because 0bama Sr. left him the nasty legacy of a fraudulent birth certificate. Moral of the story, if it stinks, don’t stir it up!
With that diverting fantasy, I think I’ll retire for the evening.
Creative, and not impossible. You get a B+ for originality.
This is something that I thought of when I said that Oduya is a Luo name. Although, I hadn’t thought up of a reason why he would do it.....you just did. Obama Sr had policital connections through Odinga.
This theory is a possibility. Or something similar.