Babies are born in odd places...back of taxi cabs, etc. I don’t know how that works in all states.
This could be his story:
I never saw the long birth certificate. I always believed what my grandmother Whitey told me.
Damn, I was born at home with no Doctor. Who knew?
Meanwhile, he was born in a hut in Kenya..or wherever it was. I think people are claiming it was a Hospital in Kenya.
Hmmmm..., gets me to thinking... I’m only about two miles from the hospital where I was born, and also only a few miles (3 or so) from where my parents lived at the time. (but I haven’t always been around here... most of my previous years I was about 2,000 miles away from here...).