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Wouldn’t it be great if Obama had the nads to ask what gave the LDS the right to dead-dunk his mother.
(excerpt taken from exmormon.org)
The Morg is hurting financially in a big way...
They lost $600 Million on Benefincial Life, the Mall is costing $4 Billion, they had to give up some prime land in order to own the sidewalks of SLC..
Maybe a bailout is in the future for the “profit” and his business ???
These are not mine ...
10. Yea, those fundies in Texas are whack jobs, but I do find the women’s hairstyles, dresses and absolute obedience very sexy.
9. MMM was just a little misunderstanding.
8. Two words: BYU coeds.
7. Would you give us funds to excavate the Hill Cumorah, I just know there is a big cave under there and millions of dead bodies.
6. Don’t be silly, of course we are all going to vote Democrat in the next election.
5. Can I have a Pepsi, my wife won’t let me drink it at home.
4. That silly stuff that Brigham Young said about any blacks marrying whites needing to die does not apply to your parents.
3. We really didn’t mean to dead dunk your grandmother without your permission, but I’m sure she is much happier now.
2. Are there any TARP funds available for the City Creek project?
1. Can you fund a study to find our why God changed Native Americans DNA on us?