Posted on 07/19/2009 5:40:44 PM PDT by LA Woman3
The cute chimp attacks its owner’s best friend and eats her face and hands off. The primate’s owner calls 9-1-1 and cries for help that, as always, comes much too late.
A 9-year-old girl takes a 160-pound bull mastiff for a walk and loses control. The giant dog clamps down on her head, and all people can do is scream and yell.
Another little girl steps off the school bus in rural Michigan and is instantly attacked by a pack of dogs, all wearing collars. Again, all anybody can do is scream as the girl’s face is ripped to shreds.
An elderly lady leisurely strolls along the causeway when out from the canal lunges an alligator, its rows of teeth clamping down on her torso. The 12-foot prehistoric monster drags the her into the shallow water and devours her.
An insane lady lifts herself over the barrier so she can pet the 1,000-pound polar bear. Not surpisingly, she ends up in the jaws of the carnivore. All the zoogoers can do is watch.
A gal enters her apartment building in San Francisco after her daily jog and is met by a pair of snarling Dobermans that attack and kill her.
A Michigan farmer enters the breeding pen of his whitetail deer and is gored and nearly killed by the dominant buck. His cries for help are heard by no one.
An animal control officer responds to an emergency call about a pit bull attacking neighbors, but she arrives with only a flimsy net and the powerful dog nearly kills her.
The bicyclist pedals through a curve on the bike path near San Diego when a hungry mountain lion catapults onto him, biting his neck, and dragging him off into the brush. Other cyclists scream and holler, but the cougar kills its victim.
A young boy zips up his sleeping bag in the Canadian park for a night of camping but is attacked by a large black bear.
The boy’s family yells and throws pots and pans at the bear, which carries the helpless boy off into the wilderness and eats him.
The stoned hippie spends years in the Alaskan wilderness, and in a drug-induced stupor, he pretends to befriend grizzly bears and give them names. He and his girlfriend are killed and eaten by his new friends.
A family is picnicking in Northern California when a mountain lion grabs the mother by the throat and drags her off into the forest. All anybody can do is scream and yell and cry.
I could go on, but how many examples do you need to understand that carrying a gun can be a good idea?
Ted Nugent is a Waco-based musician and television-show host. Contact him directly at tednugent.com.
Gotta love Uncle Ted.
you bet!
In this case I think the outcome would be appropriate.
Waco-based? I thought he was from Michigan.
Sometimes people pack-up and move.
>The stoned hippie spends years in the Alaskan wilderness, and in a drug-induced stupor, he pretends to befriend grizzly bears and give them names. He and his girlfriend are killed and eaten by his new friends. <
I dont see the problem.
Somehow many of these stories kind of warm me up to the thinning of the herd theory. Unfortunately, because of ACORN it is unlikely their votes will cease.
I get Uncle Ted’s point, but I am equally sure he would agree with me on that thinning of the herd thing.
HE’s got my vote!
Do tell!
Atta boy, Ted! See my tag line!
I see it as a simple choice between an individual’s right to defend himself and a police state complete with thought police.
He is from Michigan but lives outside of Waco now.
This is one guy named Ted that I would vote for as president!
Palin-Nugent ticket bump!!!
(I know,I know..but wouldn’t it be cool?)
That’s a great picture! Oleg Volk’s, by any chance?
You got it!
He forgot one:
A piece of $4IT walks into a quickie mart and demands money and liquor from the owner/clerk. The owner/clerk doesn’t react fast enough, so the POS drags her into the back room refrigerator and shoots her.
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